As you noticed, this page required that you enter a password to enter.  Reason for this is to keep this page from the prying eyes of Polsky youngsters.  Howard (me) has attempted to review the materials posted here, but since most items link to sites outside of my control, I can never be sure of language used, jokes told, etc.   Also, if some site decides to pop-up some type of untasteful banner, this is also outside of my control.    

What is contained below, I felt was tasteful enough to get this section started, and I look forward to hearing comments from Polsky family members as to what they liked, what they would like to have removed etc.  If you view something on one of the sites we link to that curls your hair....click here to let me know, and I'll remove the site link.

If you see a humorous site on the internet, let me know about it, and we'll link to it.  The object here is to keep adding content until the Polsky Humor section becomes a "portal of humor" that Polsky adults can enjoy from week to week.

FUNNY STUFF OF THE DAY:
SPLISH SPLASH

Little tot does a "doody" in the bathtub......a funny animated
movie with music "Splish, Splash, I was Takin' A Bath"...


Hilarious Online Cartoon Videos On Tons Of Topics
A must place for you to visit.   If you don't laugh at this stuff...
I would consider going into therapy!    Rated (G)

Click here to see "You don't know Jack..."
A very funny cartoon, with sound about the saying "Jack Shit".
Unless you are dead, you will laugh at this.    Rated (R).

Click Here To See Barbie's New Hat
- Submitted By Harriet Polsky, as received from the "Doctor Of The Year" via email.   Rated (X) - Not for kid's eyes.

TOILET QUIZ - Guess which urinal to stand at.  (Flash File) Rated (G).
Click OPEN when prompted...ignore safe file warnings.


Click Icon To Install Flash Player (PC's)

Toilet Music You Create Pull the toilet chains.  Rated (G).


Bill & Hillary Clinton Help Kids Enjoy Reading


There's some things that money can't buy...for everything else,
there's MasterCard
.  (A commercial that has the "BJ" word in it,
but no nudity.)   Rated somewhere between R and R+.


Santa Claus & SupahFly - (Flash format)  Santa talks some trash to
Supahfly (buncha nasty words but nothing you can't bear).  Rated (R)
Click OPEN when prompted...ignore safe file warnings.


Click Icon To Install Flash Player (PC's)


Eye Examination:
Do you need glasses??? Click here to open a picture of sheep grazing
If you do see the sheep, you definitely need glasses.
(Submitted by Jules Polsky).

Quiz:    (no prizes shall be awarded)
Let's see how many of the below jewish sayings you are familiar with?   You don't have to be Jewish or a rocket scientist to know the meaning of a word like "PUTZ" or "SHMUCK".  Turn on your speakers and click on each.  Some may not be appropriate for very young ears.   If you find anything is offensive, just let Cousin Howard know, and it will be removed.     Click on each of the below links to hear the saying:



DID YOU KNOW THAT Even MILD dehydration will slow down your metabolism as much as 3%.
One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100%of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

Of course, too much water may produce strange side effects such as this.

 


Films, Songs, & Other Zany Stuff From Howard's Personal Library



Louie Bagel Sings The Matzah Song


Note: Reindeer should be watched with parental supervision, it contains a beautiful animated cartoon of Santa's Reindeer farting out the tune of "Wish You A Merry Christmas". If Reindeer does not OPEN, save to your computer first, and then open.



VERY FUNNY USAMABINLADEN GAMES


When the World Trade Center tradgedy struck, cousin Howard (me), like other Americans were deeply touched by the effect on so many familys.  I find nothing humorous about that turn of events, and my personal reaction to this terrible loss was to create a serious web site named usamabinladenonline.com, which contains a history of all of the events surrounding the tradgedy, including some political humor and entertainment links.   People close to our family were lost, so over a year ago, I did this as therapy for myself, and in the hope that this would bring a smile to the faces of those who had been burdened with only negative thinking each day.

Hope you enjoy the humor and the serious facts.
   If you find anything offensive, just shout and it will be removed.

Stick Death - aka BagaRag click here to start
Kill bin Laden! - You can choose your weapons! click here to start
Take the arab poll click here to start

For lots more Osasma Humor, Games & Other Funny Stuff
Visit the usamabinladenonline.com web site
created by cousin Howard during my moment of sadness


Jokes Concerning Just About Everything:

Jokes about marriage

Knock-Knock Jokes

Romantic Jokes

Jokes Of Every Type Including Insults



Are you bald, or balding?   Stop crying over it,
click to see how this couple must feel about baldness!